once i tried to run
i tried to run and hide
but Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside
he is like a Mouty
he always gets his men
and he’ll catch you anyway he can
once i tried to run
i tried to run and hide
but Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside
he is like a Mouty
he always gets his men
and he’ll catch you anyway he can
There once lived a young bald-headed individual that was a stereotypical Gardnerian Wiccan. His name was Barrett. He wore his ritual robe and sandals everywhere, with nothing underneath. As a result, he was often curious as to why he was so cold in the winter and why people would give him weird looks at the local Wal-Mart.
One day, Barrett left his athame on a couch, on which he was sitting, and proceeded to sit back down on the couch. This led to his athame poking him in his buttocks, a funny facial expression followed by a long pause. Following the long pause, he uttered the first thing that came to mind which apparently was “I’m Bleeding Profusely!” Moral of the story, don’t do dumb things, what you utter may become a dot-com where people attempt to educate others to not make the same mistakes you made.
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I have an edit to make……
And He’ll Zap you anyway he can
zap!
Buddy Jesus approves this message.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Buddy_christ.jpg
It actually feels like the frontal lobe of my brain is bursting into flames. I wonder if that is just hundreds of my precious brain cells committing suicide to save themselves from the horror.
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I think I’ll send this to dan lol XD