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Amber	Kemetic / Theurgist	Outer Banks, NC
Ashlee	LaVeyan Satanism	Stroudsburg, PA
Brandon	Science (but not Scientology)	Outer Banks, NC
Dave	Non-Traditional and Solitary Wiccan	Houston, TX
Sam	Shamanic	Hazleton, PA

Lead Topic

• Amber’s Rant: The Modern Pagan Priesthood and other fun topics (get your biohazard suits on, here come the black snowflakes!!)
  • Christian v.s. Pagan priest initiation
  • Problems with self initiation
  • Chaotic nature of the Pagan community
  • Plethora of crap information from crap authors flooding the community
  • Obsessive book quoting
  • Reliance on external "stimuli"

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Amber	Kemetic / Theurgist	Outer Banks, NC
Ashlee	LaVeyan Satanism	Stroudsburg, PA
Dave	Non-Traditional and Solitary Wiccan	Houston, TX
Sam	Shamanic	Hazleton, PA

Breaking News

Notice Silver Ravenwolf in the press lately? It’s because she’s got a new book: HedgeWitch: Spells, Crafts & Rituals For Natural Magick (Paperback). Let’s make sure this fluff goes down the tubes with a rating of 1… out of 5.

Listener Topics

• Micky in Australia Writes:

  Hey guysI was very interested in your call for more organized action for pagan rights in the public arena as opposed to the internet and thought I’d offer my two cents.

  Though first some introduction,

  I am Micky, a follower of the Hermetic tradition as well as a number of other paths, I escaped from a pentecostal church as a teenager but still carry many christian values with me even as I identify myself as a pagan.

  As was said in episode 37, the pagan community lacks the numbers to be a serious force in of itself so we rely on other groups to sympathize with us, such as in the case of the headstone incident.

  The first step as you said is distributing pamphlets, to different places such as colleges, social centers, shopping centers etc. The trick with these pamphlets is deciding your audience, because then you need two different approaches.

  If they’re aimed to rouse pagans in the broom closet to action, then it should have sections on promoting unity between diverse pagan faiths, reasons and methods for coming out of the broom closet, how to contact the larger pagan community and how to take action.

  If they’re aimed at non pagans, it should be much more secular, making appeals based on actual experiences people have had being discriminated against, cases where laws and regulations (state law, college regulations) have been broken in the name of favoritism and discrimination, and most important of all, is why it effects the person reading, i.e a breakdown in laws preventing religious discrimination and favoritism is something affecting not only pagans but Atheists, Muslims, Buddhists, etc etc ect, anything non christian essentially.

  Its really a matter of picking your targets and tools very carefully, and appealing to as many groups as once, in effect a multipronged assault, ensuring that even if only a small number of people from each group get involved, if you appeal to a lot of different groups, thats a lot of people.

  Then its a matter of getting them all to get involved online, yes I know we’re trying for real world change but we have to get them talking in an online setting first, they’ll be more likely to want to take part since they can do so at first from the safety of a computer, and it gives us an oppurtunity to weed out those who want to cause trouble, or just wont actualy get anything done. Then among those who do get involved and are eager to get stuff done, we can get to know them and what they can offer better, for instance it would be helpfull if this multipronged compain landed us a lawyer who wanted to support the cause.

  I myself am a graphic designer, mainly focusing on 3D animation and photoshop work, If anything in that realm of things was needed I’d be happy to help.

  Another thing to consider is to look at different religious and social groups outside paganism who may have reason to side with us and focus our efforts on appealing our cause to them.

  Since I live on the other side of the planet (Australia) I’m not exactly familiar with the particulars of different faiths and organizations in your area. (I have skype if you wanna chat, but I have to yell REALY loud to be heard all the hell way over there XD)

  But the first step with whatever organization you chose, is to try to form some kind of public relations campaign with them, if all goes well you could start hosting conferences addressed by pagans and people of the other faith/group aimed at bringing together and educating both pagans and (insert faith here), a local example I’ve seen is the crescent moon and the cross, interfaith meetings between Christians and Muslims.

  Though this might need to wait till you have a larger support base and contacts within the relivent faiths who can get you an in with the church for these conferances. But once these get rolling support should realy start growing, just have to keep it relivent to the audiences, hammer home how this effects them or ideals they hold dear, like preserving the rights they are entitled to.

  Since you’ve been active in the pagan comminity I expect I’ve said a lot you already know. Just thought I’d chip in and offer my support.I personaly have had great difficulty establishing contact with pagans in Australia since there actualy arent that many of us and as has been said on the show we generaly dont advertise.

  I love the show keep up the good work, if there’s anything I can do to contribute to the cause let me know.

  Dark/Light/Nuetral Grey/Whatever-the-fuck-ever Blessings
  Micky

• Pat writes:

  Hi again:It’s been a while since I last wrote. I thought I’d ask about the word metaphysics. As you probably recall, I asked you some time ago whether or not you accept as true the metaphysical reality of Christianity. In episode 79 you claimed that indeed you do. This raised in my mind the question then of what you mean by metaphysics. If it’s true that you hold Christianity to be a metaphysical reality on some level then you must also see yourselves as going to Hell, as you are all pagans and not followers of Jesus Christ, the figure or god which Christianity asserts to be the one and only metaphysical road to salvation from Hell. That is, unless I am mistaken as to what you mean by metaphysics. By metaphysics are you discussing a reality which exists independent of human thought and also above and beyond the physical? Considering Ashlee’s claims about the gods’ merely being parts of the human psyche idolized, as it were, it would seem that you do not necessarily believe the metaphysical realm to exist outside of human thought. Jason also does not seem to accept the view that the metaphysical exists above and beyond the physical as he answered my question regarding where gods come from by recourse to scientific laws - particularly thermodynamics (16:55 in mp3). He could just as easily have said that the gods themselves were responsible for the creation of the said physical laws from outside the universe. So, what do you mean by metaphysical? Pat

  Dave notes: Ashlee previously posted a blog entry about semantics where she discussed her definition of Metaphysics: http://imbleedingprofusely.com/archives/308.

Lead Topic

• Confidence, and its role in your metaphysical workings.

Ego Stroking

• ARIANNA writes:

  HEY JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT I THINK YOU’RE ALL A REAL RIOT TO LISTEN TO LOL.THE THINGS YOU TALK ABOUT ARE SAID WITH HONESTY AND BLUNTNESS,BUT YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD WITH ANY ISSUES. I LOVE THE WAY YOU GUYS DESCRIBE CERTAIN THINGS AND THE FEELING YOU PUT INTO ALL IT TOO.YOU TELL IT LIKE IT IS AND IF ANYONE OUT THERE LISTENING IS OFFENDED OR DOESNT LIKE ANY THING YOU SAY THEN I CONSIDER THAT THEIR PROBLEM AND I’M SURE YOU DO TOO! …YOU’RE CRUDE AND YOU LIKE TO SHOCK PEOPLE WITH THE THINGS YOU SAY..HEY YOU KNOW WHAT??? I THINK I LIKE THAT, CAUSE GUESS WHAT??? SO DO I! LOL :-DHAVE A GREAT AND FUN SAMHAIN GUYS!HOPE ITS A WICKED ONE!GO OUT AND SCARE THE S**T OUT OF EVERYONE! LOLBLESSED BEA.

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This Week’s Hosts

Host	Beliefs	Location
Amber	Kemetic / Theurgist	Outer Banks, NC
Ashlee	LaVeyan Satanism	Stroudsburg, PA
Brandon	Science (but not Scientology)	Outer Banks, NC
Dave	Non-Traditional and Solitary Wiccan	Houston, TX
Jason	Eclectic Pagan	Hazleton, PA
Sam	Shamanic	Hazleton, PA

Listener Topics

• Matthew, a Thelemic reshreacher(sic.) in Blacksburg writes:

  Big fucking show question: Ron Hutton wrote marking difference between the two; Gardnerian (Gerald Gardener) would always mark clear separation between Pagan/Wicca & Christianity & the struggle of the later against the former. Alexandrians (Alex Sanders) portrayed themselves as “warriors in a constant battle between good against evil magic.” I have mix views on this myself. These guys where before Cunningham or Buckland. What is P.C.P.’s opinion of the this old school rivalry in wicca?

  Dave notes: Sorry for the delay, it got lost in my inbox for a while

• Qwertos is building PCP: The Game and wants some ideas.
• We’ll address Micky’s topic next week as it is a bit long

Lead Topic

• Magic as a social practice?
• Mundane life and metaphysics, mixing the two.

Ego Stroking

• KSFruitBat Writes on iTunes:

  More fun than a Barrel of Mead!

  As they say in the intro, this is a group of average pagans discussing daily and common influences and news about paganism and alternative religion.

  Very humorous, with gobs of Dr. Who and other fun sci-fi jokes, 8/10 for audio quality, since sometimes the members attending via Skype are a bit fuzzy sounding.

  If you’re pagan and want more information, or just want something fun to listen to, give this a listen

• Magda Writes: (Regarding Episode 79)

  Hey,

  I see there’s finally a video game that pisses of atheists. This is so ridiculous; I knew Christians wouldn’t like it because there’s evolution in it, but I never thought atheists would care. Now I’m definitely getting the game.

  Also, I love how you guys are going after the organic food topic. I’ve gone to Whole Foods, mostly for meat without hormones, and it’s too expensive. I found a cheaper place called Trader Joe’s, that’s one of the cheaper grocery stores in NYC. It’s has a mix of both organic and non-organic.

• Ed Writes:

  If you have already seen this (attachment: Field Guide to Fluffy Paganism) I apologise - for all I know you guys wrote it! But I thought it seemed like your kind of thing. I like to use it to fluffy spot and I am ashamed to admit many pagans in the UK fit these descriptions!

  Keep up the good work - Love your podcast

  Ed

• Harlequin Writes:

  Hey - a new fan to the podcast - love it x

• Bill in North Carolina Writes:

  Great show guys. And YEA for the return of the pcms

• Edward Writes:

  Bravo to Amber in episode 81, great to hear someone speaking out against people who wear religion as an accessory. =] xXx

• Sacredor Writes on YouTube:

  Loving the show, keep it up!

• Unlike my car that is run on happiness, rainbows and gasoline - this show is run ego stroking and hate mail, so please be sure to send your feedback to us by visiting ImBleedingProfusely.com and clicking the Feedback tab at the top of the page. We haven’t had any hate mail in a long time, so please send us some!
• Announcement: Our Pagan Occult News section has been upgraded. Check out the latest Pagan and Occult news from sources we here at PCP love by going to ImBleedingProfusely.com/news

Topics of Discussion

• Theologian in UK states Christian priests wearing robes is 'absurd' and builds barriers between Priest and congregation. What role does ritual clothing play in your practice? Do you believe it is necessary?
• Dentists across the US to buy back Halloween candy from kids for $1/lb, then ship the candy to our troops overseas
• Nifty Fact: Llewellyn threatened to give out free books for Pagans to hand out in a back woods North Carolina school district if a measure to allow the distribution of Christian pamphlets was passed.
• Pwn3d, Christian Girl tries to claim she was attacked by "Satanic Voodoo Cult" - claims analyzed and thrown out since they are inconsistent. Not to mention she has a history of lieing to the police. Read The Wild Hunt Blog's Article on this. As the editor points out, the mainstream media has simply become regurgitatiors of press releases and police reports (both of which contain inaccuracies) rather than acting as professionals and do things like simple fact checking.
• From Fark: Well, at least she bought some bath salts before playing “burn the witch” in the new age shop
• From the Wild Hunt Blog: More of VP Nominee Palin's anti-Pagan ties
• From Fark: A church in the middle of a monthlong prayer festival has already racked up 10 noise citations. "I'd never be allowed to have a party for 31 days straight in my backyard." (Highlights Christian mindset that what they do should be outside the law, e.g. solicitation)

Weekly Segments:

• Final Thoughts

Credits

• 
  Pagan Centered Podcast by Pagan Centered Podcast is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
  Based on a work at ImBleedingProfusely.com.
• Intro Audio
  • Announcements by text-to-speech-translator.paralink.com
  • Intro Theme: 5th Dimension by Jason
• Outro Audio
  • Outro Theme: 5th Dimension by Jason
• Segment Audio
  • Listener Topics: Themenothol by Aaron Opfer
  • Main Topic of Discussion: Flight around Planet Wind by Grillpie
• Caribou Barbie background music: Oh Snap! by Ethan (whome250)
• Skit 51 Audio (see: Skit 51 Credits)
• Podcast Feed Image: Sunset Stonehenge by René Ehrhardt
• Also Syndicated By:
  • Pagan Radio Network
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In this skit, Ashlee implements a plan to throw a birthday party for Belial.

The following audiences will be offended:

• Those who dislike birthday parties

This skit aired in PCP Episode 82

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  Pagan Comedy Minute by Pagan Centered Podcast is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
  Based on a work at ImBleedingProfusely.com.
• Background Music:
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  • Raging Boner of Pain and Doom by CockRider
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• Sound Effects: Free Sound Project
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7679151.stm

What are Muslim (or Muslin if you are a retarded semi-illiterate backwater American hick) Extremists pissed off at this week?  The new Playstation game, LittleBigPlanet.  The offense?  Apparantly two verses from the Koran can be heard in some of the background music.  Not only did Sony apologize to all Muslims for this horrible offense to their faith but they also did a global recall of the game from retail stores.

Sony has done something similar once before, apparantly in June 2007 they apologized to the Church of England for staging some sort of ultra violent battle in the Manchester Cathedral.  But they only apologized.  There was no massive recall, no patch, no entirely new version of the game made and put into the markets.  But their Christians, they won’t throw any planes at them, just send angry emails.  So its perfectly ok.

So its okay for Sony to have games with ultra violence, sex (GTA anyone?), horrific scenes of gore and all sorts of nasty things (Resident Evil, Doom, Duke Nukem) but if someone puts the Koran to music in a game where you are MAKING A FUCKING PLAYGROUND the whole world needs to stop and some sort of decisive action needs to be made.

FOR GOD’S SAKE MAN, DON’T GIVE YOUR CHILD LITTLEBIGPLANET, GET THEM GRAND THEFT AUTO, OR RESIDENT EVIL, OR DEVIL MAY CRY!!!!!  THEY DON’T OFFEND MUSLIMS!!!

Some memorable quotes from the first 2 seasons of PCP.

Episode 1

• "I'm bleeding profusely!"

• "… and the Unicorns, and the Forests, I love the Goddess! *Gunshot*"

• "Hi, I'm on PCP! That would explain the intro."

• "I should become Christian again so they'll stop sucking."

• "The inter-race panel would just be a hippie white guy, a klan member and a businessman. They're all white and that'd be the Inter-race panel."

• "You're not going to go to Goodwill to get a transmission changed just like you wont go to the inter-faith panel to discuss inter-faith issues."

• "Our meetings are now on the Ethereal Plane. Go past the dragon on the mountain. It's the third little hut on the right. There's a gnome out front, his name is Fred."

• "No, emo makes people want to kill themselves because it's bad music."

• "Can we have an event where we run around naked in the middle of the MPR? We can get university funding for it if we don't call it religious. We'll call it 'running around naked.'"

• "We don't have to suck their c…ks, f…k them!"

• "I'm not here to promote Christianity but… Christianity is the one true religion by the way."

• "Why do you think ULC exists? … That's why that exists, tax evasion! I am by the way ordained by the ULC."

• "Christians getting along is not a good thing… that's not a merry band"

• "The Gospel of ROFL my waffle"

• "We need to talk about Pagan stuff."

• "And God said to the Heathens: 1 PWN U"

• "I think they call themselves 'Licorice, Happiness and Rainbows' now"

• "Why are Atheists given a [Veteran] headstone if they believe there's nothing after death and the body is just to be disposed of?"

• "It's not who you know it's who you blow. Hey, I got the chair up earlier!"

• "My religion says 'Harm None' so I can't shoot people. Wait, doesn't Christianity say the same thing?"

• "Police, we'll kick your a-s and take your donuts too."

• "You can put Satanic symbols on your headstone but not Wiccan symbols? How does that work? Come worship the Dark Lord but god forbid the Goddess!"

• "I think I figured out why… Wiccans [get told] no, it means harm none. Satanists [get told] no they're going to punch you in the face."

• "What are they going to do, cap a spell on your a-s?"

• "The universe was created when God had a bad bowl of chili last night."

• "If you believe in Jesus, they're going to put cream cheese on your chocolate donut. Do you want cream cheese on your chocolate donut? I don't, that'd make it taste like s-it."

• "Jesus is going to fill you with his white cream! That means Jesus is going to jizz on your wife!!"

• "The son of God has become a curse. HELL YA! I feel better now. God's son is a curse on humanity. That's because Dave wasn't there."

• "Have a battle [Christian Fundie vs. Pagan Fluffy], put them on an island and the winner gets nuked."

• "I think everyone should express their religion regardless of how much I hate it. Because then we have shows like this where we talk about it."

• "We're in the Crystal Cathedral for Pagans… wait, here comes another random person. I must emphasize there are no signs, no advertisements - there are more people here today than have been at Pagan Study all year!"

• "Goddess damn it!"

• "When they said they were casting high magic… they were just getting high… on PCP."

• "I'm on PCP therefore it rocks. As soon as he leaves, we're going to have problems. Tie him to the chair!"

• "So basically… everything with the word 'Pagan' in front of it. Over merchandising the Goddess way."

• "I pray and things blow up."

• "So you want to take me out of the closet? Sometimes."

Episode 3

• "So you want to take me out of the closet? Sometimes."

• "Equal rights… for me only!"

• "She shoots him in the ass! She's never had a problem with Jehovah's Witnesses since."

• "I hate stupid people"

• "We can prove just about anything except normal things like prove that I exist"

• "You can't take a Catholic mass and put it into an Asatru ceremony… it just doesn't work"

Episode 4

• "I have a pointed hat. I cannot be serious with a pointed hat."

• "I can't take [ritual] seriously, we dress up too much"

• "We do not condone the murdering of individuals on this podcast"

• "Wiccans are way too serious about ritual… you know the magick - just do it!"

Episode 5

• "What would happen if you get a stale Jesus?"

• "Wow, this blood gets me drunk!"

• "A bunch of Satanists walk into a Catholic Church… hilarity ensues."

• "I was covered in the blood of Christ… the way it should be."

• "I used to think the word missionary and mercenary were the same; thinking back on that it makes so much sense now."

• "Drink my bloooooood. When I die don't do that."

• "People! Stop sending me e-mails about save the whales. I don't give a s…t about the whales!"

• "How many plants had to die for your salad?"

• "Environmentalists are such tools."

• "People are so manipulated by PETA."

• "I'm not even getting paid enough to be part of 'The System'"

• "You not being permitted to [shove a Bible up my a-s] is NOT PERSECUTION!"

• "The commandments at the courthouse… why are you in court again?"

• "Apparently Christians think candy is intimidating. Apparently their whole faith falls apart if you give them a M&M."

• "Opening the store is conducive to making money!"

• "If we all believed the same thing, we wouldn't be like 5 different religions!"

• "You can find everything on Google… except accurate information about Wicca."

Episode 6

• "Technically it isn't the balls that count."

• "A religion led by a Nazi… what could possibly go wrong?"

• "This person wrote this really long … essay and it doesn't have anything interesting in all those extra words so I'll just read off the stuff in bold."

• "Honey, after lunch we're going out talking to the trees"

• "We should find a way to bleep hand gestures. On a Podcast."

• "We're on a normal PCP topic… Barrett."

• "I get that like 17 times a day so don't give me any. I'm sure she wont!"

• "There's a scratching noise at the door. LET THE CAT IN! How'd you know?"

• "[Satan] has better things to do than attack pixies and make their rooms change color."

• "Most daemons are not Christian daemons; they don't go to church."

• "Just because I'm female and you're male doesn't mean we're doing that Great Rite."

• "You don't bast the turkey that way."

Episode 7

• "Next topic: Is Beltane supposed to be a holiday of ritualistic sex? Yes! Well that answers that."

• "It's not like anyone reads the books in the Library - that's what websites are for!"

• "No, you just have to light the cigarette in here but you have to go outside to actually smoke it."

• "They figure they're going to clean the highways with baby blood."

• "This highway was adopted by: SATAN"

• "Wow, a Satanic Barber Shop Quartet."

• "So basically the Military is giving everyone the day off every day?"

• "Get on the good sides of the Pagans! We really screwed up there last time!"

• "We don't want our kids to be protected from molesters! We want them to experience the trauma first-hand and grow!"

• "We don't molest them, we eat them - there's a difference!"

• "Then again it was the 1930's, I don't think they would have liked to see a maypole between a woman's legs. Today, we'd just call that PG-13."

• "That's why they can't find the body! It's not that he was resurrected, we ate him! Damn cannibals!"

• "Vibrators… It's not used it's certified pre-owned!"

Episode 8

• "I thought people like that only existed on LandoverBaptist and in New Bethlehem."

• "Stupidity is painful, just not for those who are stupid."

• "Doesn't the Christian God remind you of the Ori?"

• "We're still recording aren't we?"

• "There's a problem with your search; Dave, your last name causes problems."

• "You're tired Branden? All sorts of it."

• "We should hand out our 'Going to Hell' pamphlets? See you there!"

• "Everything's God… unless it's evil then it's Satan."

• "I don't like blood, that was the first thing I gave up when I became a recovering Catholic"

• "An orgasm is a great feeling, it doesn't lead to a relationship!"

• "How can it have a good feeling if you don't have any idea what you're saying!"

• "Come to think of it, I haven't seen your cereals either. [END]"

Episode 9

• "Let's huff the incense!"

Episode 10

• "TOPICS! START TOPICING!"

Episode 11

Episode 12

• "Dave, everything you leave goes to crap."

• "This shark's just going to have to get used to me being here."

• "I was beat with a kitten when I was little"

• "If you want someone to go go 'Awww, I'm sorry' go to a F'N psychiatrist. Exactly, don't be Pagan!"

• "The Christian God goes 'Love Thy Neighbor,' whereas the Egyptian God goes 'F'N Kill Them… and Painfully!'"

• "You're not Pagan! Where's your 8" pentacle and your black robe?!"

• "'I'm going to destroy you' in childish voice"

• "The world is not a perfect place, get over it!"

• "It's a drive-by Bible thumping!"

• "There's no way to verbalize the stupidity of this argument"

Episode 13

• "If you're going to hold a Pagan event, don't hold it next to Fundieville!"

• "Doing whatever you want is NOT the Pagan way!"

• "If you're going to refer to yourself as Pagan, figure out what kind of Pagan you are."

• "It didn't help when she went 'I'm the spirit of fire.'"

• "Ah, we can just fake it."

• "But I'm still living… don't even bother to correct that quite yet."

• "You know what always confuses me? When you get these fluffy Pagans that are all like 'I'm an empath, I can read your thoughts.' How come they can't read when you want them to go the hell away?"

• "We did figure out the teleportation spell. Unfortunately, it requires very long periods of sitting and large quantities of gasoline."

Episode 14

• "They're being kicked out and being told: 'NO! Don't be a good person!'"

• "We'll just sit on the sidelines and make a PCP Episode about it like we always do"

• "Oh father, hit me harder!"

• "USGA"

• "That's why we have Pagan Standard Time."

• "Oh my god, they came for planning sessions."

• "Since when did Satanists become a gang?"

• "Just because I want to wear blue jeans doesn't mean I am a member of The Cribs."

• "It wouldn't be PCP without echoes where could barely understand what the f…k anyone is saying."

Episode 15

• "This the craziest thing since Jews for Jesus. Christians for Pagans… what kinda crap is this?"

• "I like my ego being rubbed. Among other things… wait, why did I clarify?"

• "Time to stamp out the mind's eye."

• "Unfortunately, Pagans aren't the general American public"

• "I wish I could just give a lot of good energy into my Internet connection so it goes faster."

• "Why do I want to watch a bunch of guys get beat to s…t and get all bloody, if I want to see that I can just walk outside."

• "You can't just pass around a collection plate, you know how stingy we are!"

• "You try to do a collection plate at a Pagan gathering, you wont get the plate back - they will steal the plate on you!"

• "That's the cycle of life: stuff dies and we eat it."

• "Switching to the dark side just in case."

• "This is just like Christian music… it sucks!"

• "You whipped out your cox!"

• "Did you know that The Word of God can be used as a flotation device?"

• "Why do I have to find Jesus, the Christians have a hard enough time as it is. It's like a worldwide scavenger hunt!"

• "Anyone with a banjo can make Pagan music apparently."

• "Altar Erectile Dysfunction, when you can't get it up properly."

Episode 16

• "PCP… Dark? I thought we were all love and light"

• "I don't think we actually answered the question… but we had a lot of good discussion"

Episode 17

• "It's like a bulletproof vest. Warning, does not stop actual bullets"

• "Basically take any symbol and turn it upside down… apparently it's Satanic"

• "Oh, you guys are on actual theology now, not Stargate"

• "Moving on from coming, woman shot while ghost hunting; … wow, worst transition ever"

• "I like sex"

• "Why would someone set off fireworks in the middle of the f…king night; wait… nevermind."

Episode 18

• "People have dreams of flying, you don't see them jumping off; wait… nevermind."

• "Christianity is the reason people commit suicide! We need to have this book banned!"

• "PCP does not condone the banning of any religion. Hell ya we do!"

• "I think we lost their endorsement at 'WPSH in Hazleton'"

• "Dude, get off the pot and realize your country sucks."

• "Dave's a Screamer. You know this from personal experience Ashlee?"

• "This just shows you once again that you don't have religious rights in Canada"

• "Crazy French people!"

• "This is why we don't have free health care… it leads to kicking Jewish people off a plane"

• "When they get a cold, they're probably not running to the psychologist"

• "But Wait, There's More!"

• "I hate my inner child, I beat it regularly."

• "While we breeze through this podcast at light speed… or warp 6 for you Trekkies"

• "Is it anything like Esotericon?"

• "It's Saturday and Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!"

• "Does it involve creating a Star Gate?"

• "This is PCP… we need to start with the bad stuff and work towards something more rational."

• "Use the Bibles for coloring books!"

• "Holy Doorstop!"

• "Get out of my head! Maybe you should get out of my head."

• "Foundations are great, especially when building buildings."

• "NO! DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!"

• "If you want chaos, do it counterclockwise based on our experiences here tonight."

• "Flux! Flux dammit Flux! Flux Capacitor? No capacitors on this board."

• "Did you just dip your soldering iron in coffee?"

Episode 19

• "What better way to contact the dead than to become dead yourself?"

• "Back to fire safety… do that."

• "Don't become the team-killing fucktard."

• "Seriously 21-fold? … I think that's a new record for number of fold."

• "Step away from the Star Gate!"

• "Don't ask us for PCP from PCP"

• "I can curse you too… F…k you!"

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In this skit, we discuss why there haven’t been any new skits lately and that more are coming soon.

The following audiences will be offended:

• Those who dislike shortcuts
• Those who respect the seal of Solomon
• Those who take teleportation spells seriously

This originally aired in PCP Episode 81

Credits

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  Pagan Comedy Minute by Pagan Centered Podcast is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
  Based on a work at ImBleedingProfusely.com.
• Background Music: .X.-Hyperlogic-. by XenoxX
• Podcast Feed Image: Comedy & Tragedy by Cayusa
• Sound Effects: Free Sound Project
• Writer: Ashlee

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This Week’s Hosts

Host	Beliefs	Location
Amber	Kemetic / Theurgist	Outer Banks, NC
Ashlee	LaVeyan Satanism	Stroudsburg, PA
Dave	Non-Traditional and Solitary Wiccan	Houston, TX
Jason	Eclectic Pagan	Hazleton, PA
Sam	Shamanic	Hazleton, PA

Listener Topics

• Matt in Iraq writes:
  • Here’s a dot on your radar all the way from Iraq. I’m a Marine, currently deployed, again, to Iraq. I started listening to the Comedy Minute about a year ago, and I’ve been listening, and back listening, to the show for about a month. I’ve read alot, albeit mostly online, about different Pagan faiths since I got in Iraq in April. While I don’t know much about the pratice so much as the dogma of the faith, something inside says to dive deeper. I’m curious about what anyone knows about Paganism in the military, or what everyone feels about a Pagan serving in a Christian dominated military. Thanks for the great show, and thanks for including you listeners.

    P.S. Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins.

Lead Topic

• Christian Bashing and Why We Do It.

Credits

• 
  Pagan Centered Podcast by Pagan Centered Podcast is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
  Based on a work at ImBleedingProfusely.com.
• Intro Audio
  • Announcements by text-to-speech-translator.paralink.com
  • Intro Theme: 5th Dimension by Jason
• Outro Audio
  • Outro Theme: 5th Dimension by Jason
• Segment Audio
  • Listener Topics: Themenothol by Aaron Opfer
  • Main Topic of Discussion: Flight around Planet Wind by Grillpie
• Skit 50 Audio (see: Skit 50 Credits)
• Podcast Feed Image: Sunset Stonehenge by René Ehrhardt
• Also Syndicated By:
  • Pagan Radio Network
  • PaganPodcasting.com

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In this skit, we discuss why there haven’t been any new skits lately and that more are coming soon.

The following audiences will be offended:

• ?

This originally aired in PCP Episode 80

Credits

• 
  Pagan Comedy Minute by Pagan Centered Podcast is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
  Based on a work at ImBleedingProfusely.com.
• Background Music: The Transition by Puggin
• Podcast Feed Image: Comedy & Tragedy by Cayusa
• Sound Effects: Free Sound Project
• Writer: Ashlee

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