Category: Inspiration


Wandering the interwebs I discovered a site that helped to get mad as hell again. The site is dedicated to helping teenagers to keep their faith when they leave high school and start thinking for themselves. This is all well and good. I truthfully cannot abject to a religion trying to foster a long term commitment to their faith in their youth.

The site contains various “case studies” of teens iwth different faiths and the proper way to deal with them to bring them to Christ.. there is Andy the Atheist , Hari the Hindu , Sid the Satanist , and of course Willow the Wiccan among others

Each case study describes ways to deal with each type. Here is the wiccan “what not to do” list

Things to Remember

* Like Tara the Typical, Willow is extremely sensitive toward anything that sounds intolerant and/or judgmental, so approach with extreme caution! As well, she sees Christianity as an oppressive religion, so be sure and show her love and respect.
* Ask Willow what she believes about Christianity, because she might have a distorted image of what Christianity is. Try and use this as an opportunity to help her develop a correct understanding of true Christianity.
* Don’t confuse Wiccans with witches, because anyone can practice witchcraft, but Wiccans follow a strict code. Also, don’t confuse Wiccans with Satanists, because most Wiccans don’t believe in Satan or the devil.
* Outline the strengths and reliability of the Bible (accuracy, consistency, fulfilled prophecy, etc.) because Willow rejects it as unreliable.
* Stress your personal relationship with the Father through Jesus Christ and what impact that has on your daily life.
* Whether Willow knows it or not, she is in the grips of Satan, so like Sid the Satanist, be sure and cover your relationship and conversations with her in a ton of prayer.

Are you angry yet too??? It is a shame that being wiccan not only is seen as satanic (which isn’t that big a deal) but now its in league with being overly sensitive and feeble. This should be a call to arms for all wiccans. Grow a back bone, read up on your faith, and become a bad ass so that when people think of you they don’t fear making you cry, they fear for their very sanity!!!!!!

that is all

Cheer Y’all Up

Things have been a bit serious around here lately, so I figured I’d share the joy of carmax commercials we see all the time here in Texas. These commercials remind me so much of cars I’ve previously owned. Yes, the beginning of two of these videos are the same, but the endings are different :) .

And as I call it… “Texas edition”:

Armchair Protest Theme Song

….Brought to you by Hugh Laurie!

once i tried to run
i tried to run and hide
but Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside
he is like a Mouty
he always gets his men
and he’ll catch you anyway he can

Life = Risk

Yay Scientology

Here are some memorable quotes….
All my friends were like “you never shrunk yourself to fit inside a giraffe’s kidney and then played clue?”

Does putting you dick in a collapsed star feel as good as fucking one of Saturn’s rings? I would say yes what else do you want to know

It teaches you why our heart is an alien testicle pumping space cum through your veins

How did you make my rectum start quoting garden state? And I was like because I know ghost magic

I believe my lungs are made out of the scrotum of Xenu and the air that I breathe is his semen

And I’m doing blow and going to raves because I’m young but I’m still learning that my virgin tears are a delicacy on Pluto

I’m a reincarnation of a wolf that is a reincarnation of Chris Farley and I am a Scientologist.

Commitment

The Last Lecture

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