From the folks that brought you the Hitlermobile:
This came to us by way of Magda in response to our discussion about diet and exercise in the US.
Category: Nifty Finds
For our Canadian listeners, Columbus Day = Canadian Thanksgiving.
Maybe with a new Stargate series, we’ll be resurrecting our Stargate references. Here’s a trailer:
Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As ‘Fun, Watchable’
If you don’t get the joke about the movie plot actually making sense, click here.
ROFLMAO. I’m such a nerd I already have tickets for a Thursday Showing.
While it’s not really pagan based persay, I found myself staring slack-jawed at the screen and Branden asked if I would add it to the PCP list. I’m not sure whether this is amusing or horrifying…but we can thank Branden for it either way
I know in one of those past episodes I told you guys I’d find that link about Satanism and Freemasons…so…Here we go
Wow, Jon Stewart explains articulately why we must perform our own research AND SHARE IT! Do not rely on the research of others alone. This is a theme of Episodes 97 and 98, but Jon addresses this in a comedic yet deadly serious way.
Wandering the interwebs I discovered a site that helped to get mad as hell again. The site is dedicated to helping teenagers to keep their faith when they leave high school and start thinking for themselves. This is all well and good. I truthfully cannot abject to a religion trying to foster a long term commitment to their faith in their youth.
The site contains various “case studies” of teens iwth different faiths and the proper way to deal with them to bring them to Christ.. there is Andy the Atheist , Hari the Hindu , Sid the Satanist , and of course Willow the Wiccan among others
Each case study describes ways to deal with each type. Here is the wiccan “what not to do” list
Things to Remember
* Like Tara the Typical, Willow is extremely sensitive toward anything that sounds intolerant and/or judgmental, so approach with extreme caution! As well, she sees Christianity as an oppressive religion, so be sure and show her love and respect.
* Ask Willow what she believes about Christianity, because she might have a distorted image of what Christianity is. Try and use this as an opportunity to help her develop a correct understanding of true Christianity.
* Don’t confuse Wiccans with witches, because anyone can practice witchcraft, but Wiccans follow a strict code. Also, don’t confuse Wiccans with Satanists, because most Wiccans don’t believe in Satan or the devil.
* Outline the strengths and reliability of the Bible (accuracy, consistency, fulfilled prophecy, etc.) because Willow rejects it as unreliable.
* Stress your personal relationship with the Father through Jesus Christ and what impact that has on your daily life.
* Whether Willow knows it or not, she is in the grips of Satan, so like Sid the Satanist, be sure and cover your relationship and conversations with her in a ton of prayer.
Are you angry yet too??? It is a shame that being wiccan not only is seen as satanic (which isn’t that big a deal) but now its in league with being overly sensitive and feeble. This should be a call to arms for all wiccans. Grow a back bone, read up on your faith, and become a bad ass so that when people think of you they don’t fear making you cry, they fear for their very sanity!!!!!!
that is all
When it feels like the end is truly nigh, and you see the rivers are running red with blood, fire in the sky, Fenrir devouring the sun and moon, blah blah blah…basically, the Gods are really fucking pissed and said "Fuck it, do over."
How can you avert this catastrophe when you hear the four horsemen knocking on your door and Jormungand just ate your dog? The answer is simple my friends, first grab two of the biggest projection screens you can find in the entire world and then play these two videos:
Wiggle Jiggle…
The Gods will at first be so caught off guard by the sudden cuteness of little eggs singing and dancing, they will put down their weapons long enough to find out what is causing the sudden outpouring of adorable.
After the second video, the Gods will be so overcome with lust they will start humping the closest thing they can get their hands on (you might want to think about where you position yourself during the playing of the second video). That or they will just be severly disturbed, definitely confused, and than wander aimlessly back to their respective home realms to think about what just happened. Completely forgetting about destroying the world. For at least five minutes. After that, you’re on your own 
Thanks to Kina for finding this amazing egg movie
You have me to thank for the Revolting Cocks
