A follow-up to Sam’s "Darth Vader Papacy"

Why?  Because the Darkside does it better

This has got to be one of my favorite youtube videos

There is an actual Mazinger Z (a giant robot of the Go Nagi variety) statue in some park in Spain.  I need to go to Spain now, if anything just to hump Mazinger Z’s giant robot leg.

once i tried to run
i tried to run and hide
but Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside
he is like a Mouty
he always gets his men
and he’ll catch you anyway he can

Because I know how Dave thinks of Emo’s

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Credit to LICD and BlindFerret

I know Ashlee would like this:

Created using this cereal box creator: http://www.glassgiant.com/cereal_box/

Yay Scientology

Here are some memorable quotes….
All my friends were like “you never shrunk yourself to fit inside a giraffe’s kidney and then played clue?”

Does putting you dick in a collapsed star feel as good as fucking one of Saturn’s rings? I would say yes what else do you want to know

It teaches you why our heart is an alien testicle pumping space cum through your veins

How did you make my rectum start quoting garden state? And I was like because I know ghost magic

I believe my lungs are made out of the scrotum of Xenu and the air that I breathe is his semen

And I’m doing blow and going to raves because I’m young but I’m still learning that my virgin tears are a delicacy on Pluto

I’m a reincarnation of a wolf that is a reincarnation of Chris Farley and I am a Scientologist.

From The Web Hosting Show:

Web hosts go to a firm and buy a number of carbon credits to equal the amount of waste they are putting out. If they buy enough to cover their rear ends then they can claim to be carbon neutral. Think off it as a fat person who wants to get skinny, but instead of eating right and doing exercise they by “skinny credits” from Richard Simmons and they can claim to be skinny and health even though they haven’t changed a thing.

Now we know why this is still in beta: click here.

Yep, change it to whatever you want. I’m sure ya’ll come up with some interesting substitutes.