Yay Scientology

Here are some memorable quotes….
All my friends were like “you never shrunk yourself to fit inside a giraffe’s kidney and then played clue?”

Does putting you dick in a collapsed star feel as good as fucking one of Saturn’s rings? I would say yes what else do you want to know

It teaches you why our heart is an alien testicle pumping space cum through your veins

How did you make my rectum start quoting garden state? And I was like because I know ghost magic

I believe my lungs are made out of the scrotum of Xenu and the air that I breathe is his semen

And I’m doing blow and going to raves because I’m young but I’m still learning that my virgin tears are a delicacy on Pluto

I’m a reincarnation of a wolf that is a reincarnation of Chris Farley and I am a Scientologist.