The Onion is perfect as always

Sometimes I feel like this after immersing myself in the Pagan community.

This entry was posted by Dave of PCP on June 20, 2009 at 1:21 pm, and is filed under Rantful Wednesdays. Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

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#1 written by Pythia
about 1 year ago

LMAO! I’ve been saying that the American people have been overestimated for years! Thanks Onion for voicing reality.

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